do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY
askangrylevi likes to remind us how we are broken
started off with doodles and turned into hange time
attack on your hearts (⊙ᴗ⊙)
and my own heart most of all probably so don’t hurt me pls
I rewatched snk recently and the death of Levi’s squad just becomes more painful every time I watch it so I needed to do this part asap ;;v;;
Part of my reincarnation AU, all of it is tagged as such on my tumblr~
(The baby is Petra’s and Auruo’s in case you missed the previous parts <3)
LEVI TEA. FUCKING LEVI TEA. LEVI MILK TEA.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
MMM TASTES LIKE A FUCKING KNEE TO THE FACE
IT TASTE LIKES DETERGENT WITH CLEENEX ON IT
LEVI TEA WILL 100% CLEAN YOUR BODY INSIDE
If you’re wondering why Levi always looks pissed off, it’s because of this tea. It’s got his face on it but it’s still SOME OF THE SHITTIEST TEA I’VE HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF PUTTING IN MY MOUTH. FUCKING CONSTANT COMMENT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING ON THIS UNHOLY MOUTHFUCK WHO EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA WAS THE QC GUY A CACTUS? A DEAD CACTUS? JESUS WEPT I’D BE PISSED AS FUCK IF SOMEONE SLAPPED MY FACE ON THIS QUESTIONABLY POTABLE ABOMINATION IS THIS POWDERY LIE EVEN ACTUAL TEA? SHIT NO I THINK I’VE BEEN READING THIS WRONG ALL ALONG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE GODDAMN CHARRED AND GROUND UP REMAINS OF HIS COMRADES IN A SHITTY LITTLE MESH BAG THAT SAYS “TEA!” LIKE ITS ALL PROUD OF ITS OWN FAILURE AS A DRINKABLE SUBSTANCE. MAYBE IT WAS ACTUALLY “BOTTOM OF LEVI’S BOOT” FLAVOR. HELL THIS ISN’T EVEN “KICK TO THE FACE” THIS IS “SLOW REALIZATION OF LIFE’S POINTLESSNESS”. IS IT LIQUID DESPAIR? IS THIS WHAT UTTER HOPELESSNESS TASTES LIKE? IF SO YOU’VE SUCCEEDED, SO FUCK YOU, YOU PITIFUL PILE OF CARBON MISERY.
I was a little upset.
I just got some of this tea in a bundle and now I’m slightly afraid to try…
|—||me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)|
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
are you fucking kidding me
What the ACTUAL crap…